What Miranda Lambert SHOULD be Wearing!

OH NO! Really? NOOOOO. Not Miranda! Not my favorite kick ass country star! This is a girl who is honest and brash and gorgeous, and naturally so! I’ve been privileged to experience her earthiness in concerts and adore her artistry. She’s not someone attempting to be anyone other than herself! But by the looks of her latest red carpet appearance, I’m sups confused. Is she an 80s Dynasty star and I just don’t know it? Did I miss a bit of news?

It’s not that I don’t like the dress or the shoes – they’re perfect for a Lauren Conrad-type MTV “reality” series chickadee!   I just feel that the too big of hair shrinks her face,  the high neck and vertical striping of the sequins make her already-big of boobs look burdensomely bigger, and the overall look is way more Dolly Parton than I’d like for her (don’t get me wrong. I LOVE DOLLY).  That ring though….is  100% KILLER. And I love the length of the dress, too.

Instead, this is what Miranda Lambert should be wearing:

Herve L Leroux‘s shimmery gold one shouldered cocktail dress. Easily hemmed to above the knee as Miranda would like, this piece has golden goddess written all over it. A bouffant of hair on top with the sides slicked back would bring a modern, rocker-chicness to the look and a black strappy shoe with some sort of dangerous element would be key.

Orrrrr……what about….this stunner from Aussie designer Alex Perry? What a cool metallic alternative to gold?! This incredible shade of green, amazing structure throughout the bodice and fantastic length and shape would be such an epic pick! The shoulder details balance out  the boobs while allowing her sexy decollete out to play!

I’d also die to see Miranda in this lime green metallic cocktail dress from Reem Acra’s ready to wear Pre-Fall line. The colors are perfect for her, but I would certainly shorten it to show off more leg!  This dress actually needs more boob in it, IMHO.

Still love Miranda, obvi! Just can’t wait til her next RC – it’s bound to be a major hit. What do you think of these picks for her? Wait, did you like the gold Jovani dress she’s wearing?!?!? Let’s discuss, I’m open to all opinions!

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